When major tech companies start throwing around 70% discounts like confetti at a parade, you know something big is happening. The federal government, typically about as quick to embrace new technology as a turtle climbing Mount Everest, suddenly finds itself in the middle of an AI gold rush. Google is slashing 71% off its Workspace suite, OpenAI is practically giving away ChatGPT Enterprise for a symbolic $1 per agency, and Oracle is cutting 75% off its database software.